Sunday, April 4th 2010
Child Molestors support Obama Care
As you may have already heard, an amendment to Comrade Obamas new socialist healthcare bill that would prevent rapists and pedophiles from getting Viagra on our tax dollars was defeated by the liberals on March 24th. The amedment failed 57-42. Worthless pile of shit, Max Baucus had this to say,
"This is a serious bill. This is a serious debate. The amendment offered by the senator from Oklahoma [ Senator Tom Coburn ] makes a mockery of the Senate, the debate and the American people. It is not a serious amendment. It is a crass political stunt aimed at making 30-second commercials, not public policy."
Really? So I can just consider this part of the bill like we all consider bullshit pork spending in every other bill that liberals pass? Just one of those things thats "part of the package"? Cool, only instead of pork spending, it's finding yet ANOTHER way to HELP criminals (of the worst kind, by the way) continue hurting people. Democrats have also shot down every single amendment offered by Republicans, stating that any change is bad...unless it's Obamas change, right?
Barack Obama, shove your change up your dictator ass.
I still refuse to acknowledge Obama as "president". You know what the ultimate in awesome would be? If after all his Marxist healthcare bills pass, a runaway Toyota Prius were to crash into him. Oh, you see what I did there? I mentioned the possibility of our czar getting HIT BY A CAR! Wow, that sort of talk is "absolutely unacceptable" now isn't it? "That's un-American" to say such a thing about our "leader". I can already hear all you liberal whiners crying, I can smell your diapers becoming fouled. Just for good measure I might even throw the word "RELOAD" in there as well! Seeing the shitstorm it caused when Sarah Palin mentioned that word was enough to make me cringe.
Keep in mind, it was okay when you liberals made movies and wrote books about killing President George Bush, but anytime anybody on the right side of the aisle mentions ANY negative about your beloved dictator, "it's grounds for IMRPISONMENT!". How does hypocrisy taste? Does it tase like bullshit?
Guam Will Capsize
Now as you watch that, you have to keep in mind this is a well paid member of Congress, a member who was proud of being the first Buddhist Congressman as well. Now he's not the first, but only the latest member of Congress to come off as a complete moron. Johnson has since responded to people like myself by stating that what he said was a metaphor. "I wasn't suggesting the island would literally tip over", Johnson said via his spokesperson to Jim Galloway from the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
So even in his response, he still can't come out and say what he means by himself, he has to do it thru a spokesperson. Which is probably just as well because it more than likely took the spokesperson some time to decode what Johnson said and what "he meant". Now even if it was only a "metaphor", what the hell kind of metaphor was that? Seriously, what else was anyone with more than three brain cells supposed to take from what came out of his mouth? Or maybe, as all Democrats think, maybe we're all just too stupid to realize what he meant...it's not like he actually used his hands to motion something tipping over....err, he did that too. Yeah, I think Johnson is the idiot in this case.
Music Video of The Day
Anastasia Prikhodko - Gruppa Krovi
NOTE - Yes hippie, I know what the meaning is, I know what the lyrics are, NO it is NOT related to anything in modern warfare, so don't even bother. Different country, different time period, different war. Anyway, this is a cover of Viktor Tsoi and Kinos Gruppa Krovi originally released in 1988. And no hippie, just because I have a broader music palette, that does not make a hypocrite since I still believe socialism sucks. Try insulting me with something more original for a change. Anyway, you can CLICK HERE for the original version. It is not an official video, but rather the track itself in decent quality. Anyway, Prikhodkas version is awesome, she easily has one of the most impressive voice ranges I've heard in a long time.
Saturday, November 21st 2009
Unnatural Nature
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BANDELIER NATIONAL MONUMENT, N.M. (AP) - Officials at Bandelier National Monument have removed five unbranded, untagged feral bulls from the northern New Mexico monument.
Monument Superintendent Jason Lott says having cattle anywhere within the monument's boundaries conflicts with Bandelier's mandate to protect cultural and natural resources and provide for enjoyable hiking experiences. He says the bulls had been moving between the Falls Trail and Alamo Canyon. The animals were aggressive toward hikers and were trampling the vegetation in riparian areas. The monument decided to remove the bulls after consulting with the New Mexico Farm and Livestock Board and gathering comments from the public. Lott says it will continue to be a priority at Bandelier to keep feral cattle out of the monument. (Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.) |
So here we go again, people deciding to be natural only when it doesn't involve them being inconvenienced. So five bulls migrated to this place and because they showed aggression towards sandal wearing hippies who were hiking thru the bulls' territory, the BULLS were removed. Not the whiney, unshowered, granola eating hikers, but rather the bulls.
Another reason was because they were trampling vegetation. Well no shit, the bulls are much bigger than a plant. So I will go ahead and agree that global warming is NOT a crock of crap and I will now argue that it's a good thing we are slaughtering polar bears up north because they are trampling the natural ice and snow. So it's ok to remove certain animals now if they bother hikers and step on plants, but it's not ok to possibly endanger the northern pygmy assrat shrew which only lives in 4 square feet of land in the north pole because the "threat of global warming" MAY someday, in 100 years endanger that very useful species. And you wonder why us SANE people will never understand you environmentalists.
Saturday, September 26th 2009
LoL @ Hippies
The wife and I just finished our latest project...hope you hippies enjoy...
Saturday, September 12th 2009
Yay for Crying
Last week during that one idiot, what's his name...Obama, during Obama's speech about how he plans to further fuck up, err, during his speech covering his proposed healthcare plan, Joe Wilson stood and shouted "YOU LIE!" and of course that has been followed by a weeks worth of crying and sniveling from the left. This of course makes Joe Wilson the devil, yada yada blah. Lets have a very brief flashback shall we?
Anyone remember when Al Gore screeched "He betrayed this country! He played on our fears! He took America on an ill-conceived foreign adventure, dangerous to our troops, an adventure that was preordained and planned before 9/11 ever took place!"
Last December on Meet The Press, Tim Russert asked Harry Reid about the time he called President Bush a liar and how he claimed Bush "betrayed Nevada and the country". Dirty Harry responded "I don't know if that rhetoric is appropriate. That's how I feel, and that's how I felt. People may not like what I said, but I said it, and I don't back off one bit."
Back in 2005, Reid referred to Bush as a "loser" as he was beginning a tour of Europe. Does anyone else remember when Bush was actually booed by leftist members of Congress? And during the final months of the Bush administration, that skeletal looking holier than thou moron, Nancy Pelosi had this to say "Bush has been a total failure in everything, from the economy, to the war, to energy policy."
Bear in mind that comment comes from a person who lives in San Francisco, one of the most liberal cities in a state that is going BANKRUPT even though that state is also the home of just about every idiot millionaire movie star and celebrity known in this country. Yeah, you figure it out.
Does anybody remember when MoveOn.org released that commercial on TV comparing George Bush to Hitler in 2004? So it's ok to call Bush a Nazi but we'll all hold hands and cry because someone calls Barrack a LIAR. Go ahead and put me on the record as calling him a pile of shit too. Oh and like Harry Reid, 'I don't back off one bit'.
And what everyone still seems to be ignoring is nobody can agree on what should be done. Obama claims illegal immigrants will not be covered and yet for years Democrats have always defeated amendments considered by Republicans that assure illegals will not be covered. So which is it?
Video Of The Day
Oomph! - Wer Schön Sein Will Muss Leiden
Unfortunately there is no official video, but this track rules. So there.
Saturday, June 13th 2009
Game 5
The Lakers were able to steal one in overtime Thursday night and take a 3-1 series lead. Hopefully Jameer Nelson wont be suspended by the NBA for head-butting Kobe's elbow (just kidding, I know Kobe is God and can do no wrong, and he NEVER fouls anybody. EVER. He never travels either...) and tag team with Rafer Alston to lead Orlando to a game five victory tomorrow. I STILL believe in Magic.
Saturday, May 30th 2009
Orlando Advances
Behind Dwight Howards 40 points, the Orlando Magic have upset the Cleveland Cavaliers in the Easter Conference Finals. I guess corporate America and David Stern wont be getting their Lebron v Kobe this year. First Orlando knocks off the current champs by taking out the Celtics on their home court, and tonight they dethrone the NBA MVP "King James" and the NBAs coach of the year, Mike Brown. GO MAGIC!
And in case you missed the end of the game, Lebron walked right off the court without saying a word to anybody and it's already been reported that he will be flying back to Cleveland without the rest of his team-mates. Sorry Lebron, but the video of the Day is dedicated to you. But this is still no time to get comfortable, we still have to win four more for the grand prize.
Metallica - King Nothing
Saturday, May 16th 2009
I'm a Full Blown Racist
Just ask Janeane Garofalo. As some of you may have seen, this atheist smarter-than-thou independant thinker was able to come to the conclusion that the recent tax tea parties were racially driven. If believing that the tax hikes and increased welfare for all that the worthless pile of shit who currently resides in the White House has been passing these days is a load of crap, then I'm a racist. Yes sir, I hate ALL black people because I don't want MY taxes to increase. This moron was recently confronted about these not so surprising comments (she IS a liberal) and you can see that conversation by CLICKING HERE.
Now that I think about it, we should do something about the name "White House". We better change it to 'The Ethnic, Can't You See I'm Not White House', I wouldn't want to offend anybody in Zaire...just kidding, fuck you.
It's ok for this dingy broad to call everybody who was in attendance a "teabagging redneck" but you better not hurl any insults towards gays, atheists, pro-abortion baby killers or anybody else left of center. That would be bad and 'intolerant'. I saw someone with a decal on their little Kia today that proclaimed "I'm pretty, witty and GAY". And yet if I put a "I like big tits, I have a pair of BALLS and proud to be STRAIGHT" decal on anything I drive, I'd be considered a 'bigot'. And yes, I purposely threw in the tits just to aggravate you dull ugly feminists. Whoa, I'm on quite the offensive role, yeah? Did I mention all you hippies and liberals can kiss my ass?
Saturday, May 9th 2009
Obamas Trip
In early June, the person a lot of you lemmings voted to be president will be going to Egypt (that's where the pyramids are to those of you who dropped out in the fifth grade to smoke pot) to kiss more Muslim ass. But before he gets the land of sand, he's going to make a stop in Germany. He is going to the Buchenwald death camp in an effort to make sure Jews understand that he intends on keeping memories of the Holocaust alive.
As Obama continues this tour of Muslim brown-nosing he will continue to cover his and supposedly Americas future agenda and dealings with them all while reminding Jews that the people we now want to work with feel about them the same way the Nazis did. So Obama will remind them that we wont forget the Holocaust, but lets move on. We have Muslim radicals to appease. He'd rather use the occasion in Germany to look back at the roughest time in Jewish history rather than look forward to the direction Israel is taking in becoming democratic and its continued determination to move on past todays genocidal threats (As you may recall, Ahmadinejad ordered that Israel be wiped off the face of the planet).
Orlando wins at home
Behind Rashard Lewis' 28 points (above) and point guards Anthony Johnson and Courtney Lee filling in for injured Jameer Nelson and suspended Rafer Alston, Orlando defeats Boston last night 117-96 to take a 2-1 series lead. Read about it and see the boxscore by CLICKING HERE
Game 4 will be in Orlando on Sunday. Go Magic!
Sunday, April 12th 2009
Cows, the other butchers
Here are a few snippets that I found interesting from THIS article.
"By burping, belching and excreting copious amounts of methane - a greenhouse gas that traps 20 times more heat than carbon dioxide - India's livestock of roughly 485 million (including sheep and goats) contribute more to global warming than the vehicles they obstruct."
I guess it's time for you vegetarians to start a war against cows before they destroy mother earth!
"Already the world's largest producer of milk, India will have to yank up production from the current 100 million metric tons to 180 million metric tons by 2021-22 to keep pace with growing population and expanding disposable incomes."
What disposable incomes? If you've seen the news on ANY given day for the last five years, we have been told that the entire universe is in a depression and NOBODY anywhere with the exception of CROOKS is making any money. If you made any money last year, it's probably because YOU STOLE IT!
"The Ministry of Agriculture estimates that the animals contribute 5.3% to total GDP, up from 4.8% during 1980-81. But, says Dr. K.K. Singhal, head of Dairy Cattle Nutrition at the National Dairy Research Institute in Karnal in northern India, "while livestock plays a crucial role in the economy, global warming is becoming a huge worry. We're trying to find indigenous solutions, because our realities are very different from the West."
So they found a way to make livestock more useful than your average hippie or liberal, but because of "global warming", we need to develop a way to curb that. Yes they are useful, but then again so are guns, so lets go ahead and have the hippies find a way to try and stop them.
"We know we cannot count on high quality feed and fodder," says Singhal, "No one will be able to afford it. What we have done instead is develop cheaper technologies and products." One example is urea-molasses-mineral blocks that are cheap, reduce methane emission by 20%, and also provide more nutrition so they're easier to sell to illiterate farmers who don't know a thing about global warming but want higher milk yields."
Kind of how everybody back here thinks the piece of shit Prius is the answer to all of our problems (actually, I guess Barrack was the answer to ALL problems, the Prius was the answer to global warming) and yet it costs infinatly more than it's worth and you have to be put on a waiting list to be lucky enough to get one. And because the farmer is "illiterate", he doesn't know a thing about global warming. That must be my problem, because I don't know how to read, I continue to drive all of my gas guzzling, whale-slaughtering V8s.
Colored Chickens
Ever wanted colorful chickens or geese? CLICK HERE.
Video Of The Day
Rammstein - Rosenrot
Monday, April 6th 2009
Video Of The Day
Tarja Turunen - Die Alive
Sunday, April 5th 2009
Protesting G-20
How amazingly STUPID and how far have your heads been shoved up your asses, hippies? Have a look at some pictures of a bunch of limp wristed morons protesting at the G20 in London by CLICKING HERE. Capitalism kills? Well according to the pictures, it looks like YOU hippies are the ones initiating VIOLENCE and yet you're the same people who scoff at anything military. What the hell is going on, seriously? There are articles all over the net about this, people were waving signs around with "abolish money" on them. Take a step away from the bong and use your last three brain cells for a minute.
These people want all banks to go down and to abolish money, yet these are the same lazy people who rely on the banks to loan them money so they can GET THEMSELVES into debt and then blame everybody else for their own stupidity. So what's the solution? Lets trade fur, err we can't do that because you vegetarian radicals would never kill animals, so let's trade beans...oops, probably can't do that either because all of you crybaby idiots probably don't know how to use a shovel or any hand tool for that matter. I know, let's just invent some kind of magical imaginary way to pay each other for goods and services, and we'll all live in the forest and grow hobbit feet and talk about how stupid successful people are. We can all save the rainforest by living in it and sharing our space with fire ants and worship the Dalai Lama.
If you scan thru the pictures on that link, you will also come across a bearded jackass holding a sign that states "Money Lenders OUT". So I guess either this guy was able to pay his house off CASH or he's another worthless unemployed bum who has no home whos situation in life sucks and of course none of it is his fault. Or maybe, just maybe he DOES have a house and a mortgage and as usual as with ALL hippies, environmentalists etc, he's just being a bold faced hypocrite. Not like that hasn't happended before.
You know what else drives me up the wall? People still complain about the "dire state of the economy" and yet everywhere I look, people who WANT to work are working. My co-workers son just turned 18 and he has TWO jobs, you're telling me you can't get ONE? Cut the bullshit and grow a pair, Sally. This nation, nay, this PLANET has turned into a generation of ME FIRST, it's everyone elses fault whiners. What the hell is going on here? Nobody is ever accountable for anything anymore. EVER. From the criminal system right down to having to tell your kids "You're special" everyday.
The History channel was airing a two hour segment on Neandertals and Cro-Magnons last weekend. It was fascinating, and it made me think. During a certain stage of Neandertal existance there was an ice age (which is a whole other story altogether, seeing how all of you global warming idiots can't get your own lies straight. The last time I checked, cave men did not drive EVIL SUVS and use electricity, so how that ice age ended is up to you guys to fabricate some story about it being Americas fault as usual), and it showed how early man evolved to it's habitat. Something that any human these days would die from in a week seeing all the damn crying we do over the most pathetic of circumstances. Anyway, Neandertals existed for span of more than 150 thousand years, and we modern humans have only been at this for a third of that time. SO if you think about it, with all the whining and moaning we already do, how much longer do we have?
Will we be outlasted by what many consider the dumbest species of human to exist? We are descendants of Cro-Magnons, NOT Neandertals, we are supposed to be the advanced and smarter version of the homo genus and yet it seems like we're going to cry ourselves into extinction. How smart do you feel now?
Video Of The Day
OompH! - Das Weisse Licht
Friday, March 13th 2009
A Russian Calls America Home
This week I was working in Farmington, New Mexico. Me and a couple of co-workers met a very charismatic twenty-eight year old male. So we talked to this guy for quite a while and it was interesting to hear his perspective on the world and the United States in general. The following is mostly para-phrased and as I type, I type exactly the way I remember this guy talking, so if you notice his English to be sort of different, it is. He spoke a lot, and he answered questions.
He went to tell of how he came to America...
When I was fifteen, me and my family came to America. My grandpa was reading the bible to a group of people and someone reported him to the KGB. They came instantly and took him and a few of my family away and threatened death for reading the bible to everybody. The next day we all took a train to France and the day after we flew to the United States. I come here twelve years ago and it still feels the same. I thank my grandmother every time I see her for bringing me to America. Right now we stand able to drink these beers in this cool breeze because we can. Nobody realizes how lucky we are now to stand in this breeze because everyone is so stressed out about everything else but we have freedom here"
"You see that car? (He points to a muddy black car in the parking lot) I drive that car. In Russia, I don’t wash car and I come out to ticket, bullshit! Here in America I can drive that car, I don’t wash it in two months now and I can still drive! I have driver license, and I drive it dirty and not fear going to court. I've been everywhere, I go to Germany and they say 'You Russian? Get the fuck out! Go to Russia!' I come to America, and they say 'You Russian? Welcome, have some food! Relax.' I've been to France, to Spain, America is number one. I hear stupid people here talk about how messed up everything in America is, I like to see them in Russia. I like to see them change when they deal with KGB.
If someone here gets mad at me and they tell me 'Fuck you!', I say 'OK! Sorry, I no fight you!', because I could never hurt American, I could never fight American. I love America, I thank Americans. Anybody who want to hurt America, I kill them! Nobody EVER hurt America, America number one! That got me thinking, so I asked him what he felt about the United States military and he said,
I want to join. Some day I will join, my wife afraid of me to die, but I want to serve Americans. I get a shotgun and I serve and I kill anybody who want to hurt America! We go after asshole Bin Laden and they say 'he in that cave', but when we go they say 'he left already' and we never get him. When I join, I get him. I get to cave two days before Bin Laden do and then BAM, up your ass! 'You hurt Americans I kill you!' And the same with other guy, Hussein! That piece of shit, they hang him, he deserve it for long time! We got him!
I then asked him if he still considers Russia 'home',
I miss my friends, I miss my school. I miss some of family, but America is where I live. It's where I get to live, America is number one. I love America. I'm actually from Kazakhstan, but Russia is where I grow up. People from whole area are held down. Ukranians are the worst. I meet some and they all the same. They come to America for money but take back to Ukraine. Motherfuckers, you get America money, you spend it HERE! Don’t take back to Ukraine or Russia, spend it HERE! Ukrainians tell me they like to have a lot of land and a cow. I tell them 'No man, dont you want FREEDOM?' They tell me 'bah to freedom', I don’t understand that.
Work. I'm power plant worker but work slowed down and I got laid off today, so fuck it, me and friend get some vodka for night and then we find work tomorrow. I'm going to Missouri tomorrow for more work. I get to drive dirty car across country and not get fined. I’m Russia, KGB and government take EIGHTY percent of all money you make! Can you believe that, so there we say fuck it, we buy vodka and wait to die. Nothing else to do, you work for free and they come after you for everything. Nobody here know how lucky they have it. People complain and they say 'I go somewhere else', I say no! I ever see somebody try to leave, I stop them at border and say no! Turn around, you don’t want to leave. Forever, America number one!
Those were the main snippets that I recall as I'm not going to go into details about his personal life, but it was refreshing to know that people who believe in American exceptionalism are still alive. And it's even better to know some speak from real experience. When I first started talking to this guy, I was under the impression he just arrived, I admit that I was a bit shocked when he told me he's been here going on thirteen years. He said he's been here that long and he still feels the same every day he wakes up, he's still just as happy to be here. He told me he wanted to learn English so he could tell his story and so he could thank as many Americans as possible.
This guy just got laid off, and he's still happy as can be because he knows that if he just puts forth some effort, he'll get another job and be just fine. Think about that the next time you wanna gripe about this 'crisis of an economy'. In fact, I wish we could trade all the lazy worthless crybabies we have in this country for people like this Russian who WANT a chance, who aren’t afraid to work and who understand what being an American is really about.
Video of the Day
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Sunday, February 8th 2009
Yay
Only thing worth posting today.
Sunday, February 1st 2009
Attack of the Herpes
So this morning, massive hypocrite and all around dumbass Barney Frank was on "This Week" with George Stephanopoulos. They were discussing Obamas (No, I wont call him President, president elect, commander in chief etc etc. As far as I'm concerned that pile of shit is not MY president.) 'stimulus package' which in reality is a gigantic SPENDING plan, not a stimulus plan, and they got around to the whole business with contraceptives. Barney Frank said something to the effect that what we are not realizing is that a lot of that money was going to be spent on "fighting sexually transmitted diseases". Wow, we live in a country now where we must provide billions of dollars in funding because sluts can't keep their legs closed and morons can't resist soaking their sausage in everything that moves. A "FIGHT" against STDs. Someone let me know when they see the almighty ARMY of Herpes advancing on our shores. Heres your solution idiots, keep it in your pants. And that gem of wisdom was bestowed upon you for FREE by me. You should feel so lucky.
And speaking of Barney Frank, who the hell is he to say jack shit about the current state of the economy? The last time I checked he was chariman of the House Committee on Financial Services. Was it not your primary job there Barney to NOT let us get into any kind of financial mess? And NOW you want to open your lying mouth and try to give solutions? Frank said "no tax cut ever gave us public transportation". And public transportation has ALWAYS, 100% of the time LOST BIG MONEY in EVERY city, state, ANYWHERE that it exists. Public transportation has NEVER yielded a gain and it NEVER will. It is financially impossible. Try using another example next time, moron.
It was also pointed out "that tax cuts alone won't stimulate the economy because so many people aren't paying taxes because they don't arent working." Well then can someone explain to me WHY the fuck people who arent paying taxes will be recieving tax credits? And further more, if tax cuts wont help because people arent employed, then how the hell is RAISING everybody elses taxes supposed to help if NOBODY IS WORKING? Ohhh, that's the liberal agendas dirty little secret. Or as Barack O'Idiot says, we will "spread the wealth". Let me explain...
Idiot A has no job. I have a job. MY taxes increase so that idiot A can get a tax credit. Very simple, very stupid. Because I happen to still be making it and doing just fine, lets take some of the money that I EARN away and give it to illegals, bums and for programs for irresponsible people who keep having kids and getting AIDS. That's the kind of change you people voted for, I'm just telling it like it is.
Video of the Day
Fear Factory - Archetype
Tuesday, January 27th 2009
Barack O'Moron
Does anybody remember the name Al-Ajmi? He's the ex-Guantanamo Bay prisoner who was released in 2005 and then last April he blew himself up and killed twelve others in a bomb attack in Mosul, Iraq. He's the one stark reminder of why we should not only keep Gitmo open, but we should just kill these scumbags as they are captured. Read more about him by CLICKING HERE. According to Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell, SIXTY TWO former Gitmo prisoners who have been released have since re-joined the fight against the United States and our allies. Does anybody else see the problem here? The first thing our new dumbass president does is order Guantanamo Bay to be closed within a year, so what are we supposed to do with all the worthless shitbags who are currently in captivity? Way to think ahead, Barack. Quit kissing their ass and making the rest of this country look weak.
And speaking of our new fearless leaders brilliance, below is a partial list of what his 825 BILLION dollar "stimulus plan" is going to include,
2 Million - North Miami, Florida. To switch households to energy-efficient fluorescent bulbs.
Really? One area of the entire country gets new light bulbs! Yay!
$886,000 - Austin, Texas. 36 hole "frisbee golf" park.
Does anything need to be said? Wow.
$33,725 - Sumter, South Carolina for automatically flushing toilets
So now not only do we have to use those 1.6 gpf models, we're too limp wristed to stick ONE finger out and push a little lever? That's how sad we've become?
$1.4 Million - Pine Bluff, Arkansas - Children's water park
I thought stuff like this was taken care of by the specific city or state? Since when should I have to pay for this?
$500,000 - Chula Vista, California wants for a dog park.
How does ANY of this garbage "create" jobs? I work in the construction industry. What will happen is, these projects will be proposed, and existing contractors will bid on them and one of them will do the work. And it's cool to know that MY tax dollars are being used to buy people in Florida light bulbs. How pathetically dim must the bulb that burns over Obamas head be? The first SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION dollar plan did jack shit, so lets think like a liberal for a second. What could the solution be? I got it! MORE money! MORE BILLIONS! BRILLIANT!
Music Video of The Day
Pink Floyd - Brain Damage/Eclipse
Friday, January 16th 2009
News of the Day
More proof of global warming can be found by CLICKING HERE. The Midwest is frigid these days, "At 5:30 a.m. Friday it was minus 10 in Cleveland, minus 6 in Detroit and minus 11 in Chicago." Yeah, sounds like they're having a scorcher up there. Now see, this is where the liberal media will come in and still attribute it to 'global warming' or 'climate change'. Buncha jerk-offs.
How much confidence can you have when you receive your airline tickets now that you know your entire jet can be taken down by a bird or five? This kind of story makes me want to start making movies...
Music Video of The Day
Rammstein - Benzin
Thursday, January 15th 2009
Moron, the other idiot
First HERE IS THE STORY about Obamas choice for a dog. I love it, it's either a "Labradoodle" but they seem to be leaning towards the "portuguese water hound". And what I love best is that he is "searching Washington shelters" for said dogs. Brilliant! They have webbed feet and are renowned swimmers. Hey Barack, while you're there, you should pick me up a Fruit Stripes Zebra while your at it.
And have a look at THIS STORY. Screw the "FAILING HORRIBLE ECONOMY!!11!", to hell with the war, what's important here is making sure everybody can watch digital television. Our fearless leader is attempting to push the date that digital television becomes standard because of the lack of funding for the coupons for free converter boxes. Awesome! I feel so much better now knowing that not only are we cutting welfare checks for every person who would rather not work, but we also have to make sure that they also have uninterrupted TV service.
Speaking of morons and idiots, you know who I'm getting sick of seeing shamble around aimlessly? All of you new-age hippies. Buddha is a fat pile of shit who couldn't hold my jock. Hows that for your God? You want to be a Buddhist? Move to India, go sleep with the Dalai Lama and get molested by monks. Hail Xenu, Allah Akhbar and kiss my ass.
Put the bong down, figure out your sexual orientation and then jump off a building or Mosque, whatever the hell floats your boat. Oh wow, I'm insulting religion. Go screw, I'm sick of it only being OK to attack Christianity, to force stores to call it "Winter Holiday", to know that having a cross is offensive to some. Like the morons who tried suing the city of LAS CRUCES (the crosses) because it's logo contains three crosses... Pull your head out of your ass long enough for a fresh breath or air and stop spending American money which has the term "In GOD We Trust" printed on it. And whos to say I'm so right? What makes me so special? I'll be happy to tell you.
You're a moron, and I'm not. Stop your little bullshit routine of sitting in coffee shops discussing the war and your next protest, get rid of your sandals, take a shower and get a fucking job. You're not impressing anybody, you are not being an open-minded thinker because you're trying "something new". And this is coming from somebody who is NOT a Bible thumper, I haven't been to any church in MANY years. I, unlike you, don't have to be force-fed bullshit and told what to believe in. Yeah, an America full of the limp wristed chickenshits below is what we need.
Sunday, January 4th 2009
The Other Side of the Story
I was watching the news yesterday (God knows why, because I don't) and I'd like to take a moment to show you what the liberals don't want you to see. To show you what the main stream media WONT show you. Images from Iraq and Afghanistan where both of those nations don't want us to be, where they want to end our 'ILLEGAL OCCUPATION'.
Music Video of the Day
OOMPH! - Supernova
Monday, December 8th 2008
Chiefs 17 - Broncos 24
So me and the wife got tickets directly behind the Broncos bench yesterday and lookie what I got...
Brandon Marshall also ran up to us and gave his gloves to some little kids who were sitting in front of us. Anyway, it was a sweet game, we avenged the game from week 4 and off to the division title we go. Screw you Phillip Rivers, AFC West championship belongs to Denver.
Friday, November 21st 2008
No More Excuses
As hard as it may seem, I have found a positive in Obama being elected. All you racist ghetto types can no longer make excuses or play the race card. While you were busy voting for the worst candidate in recent years, you were also turning in your race-cards. How you may ask? Now that a black man has been elected President of The United States, you can no longer claim that the "man", the "system" or the "machine" is holding you down or holding you back. Barack Obama is living proof of that. Yes, YOU, a black person can be elcted President now. So no more crying that the country is racist, and making excuses as to why you decided to drop out and not get a job.
So you know what? Since I'm hispanic and there has never been a chicano President, I guess that means by your logic it's MY turn. It is my turn to quit my job, be a bum, collect welfare, have a billion kids from a million mothers, join a gang and start selling crack. I can just say the system is holding me down, this country wont ever vote for a brown person to be President.
Gone are the days of all of your lame excuses, pull up your pants, get a job and stop impregnating every creature within walking distance. Every time you talk to someone in the "projects" they always have the same lame bullshit line of excuses. It's always everybody elses fault, they joined a gang because they never fit in, they started selling crack because they needed money to feed their fifty kids, you get the picture? But alas, now that we have a black President, the excuses and the ghetto garbage can finally stop. Right?
Is that not what we needed? Change, right? Well, there is your change. No more evil, greedy, WHITE MAN to hold you down. So the question now is, are you going to step up and finally get your shit together or will you simply resort to a new set of excuses? You no longer have to idolize worthless douche-bags like Tupac and Puff Daddy, right?
Or does this make me the racist now? Because as a minority, I have risen above all the force-fed bullshit from all the known "civil rights" activists and I actually think for myself? You know how every time a black person decides to go against the grain and not be a total worthless ghetto pile of crap they get called an Uncle Tom? I guess since I could be the hispanic version, I'm an Uncle Juan. It's so awesome to have members of my own family and fellow co-workers tell me I'm being white. And these are the same people who would rather live in the past and act like their life is so hard because of the "white man" that they HOLD THEMSELVES BACK by virtue of their own stupidity. Get over it, we have all been discriminated against, shut your damn mouth and quit crying.
So anyway, congrats to Obama and now lets see if him being president will have any affect on "his people" (as his spiritual leader Jeremiah Wright likes to call them), or if it wont change a damn thing. I'm betting on the latter. Label me a racist all you want, at the end of the day I'm prospering and those of you who sit back and bitch about this country being racist can keep on eating shit. That's your problem, not mine.
Global Warming Update
My Camaro still LOVES spewing hippie-choking exhaust fumes on a daily basis. And when I'm not doing it in that, I'm trying my hardest to contribute by driving around by myself in my big Tahoe. I love living in a FREE country and PAYING for everything I own and do because I WORKED FOR IT. You uselsss hippies should cancel a worthless protest and try it sometime.
Wednesday, November 5th 2008
Way to go America
Good job voting in the worst candidate we have seen since Jimmy Carter. You just voted in higher taxes, penalizing people who work for a living in order to 'spread the wealth' and give it to all the lazy fuckin bums, you voted for more bullshit environmental laws, you voted for someone who has always been for partial birth abortion, you voted for someone with blatant home-grown terrorist connections, you voted for an outright liar, you voted for someone who's wife has 'never been proud of this country', you voted for someone who is in favor of giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens.
You voted for a scumbag who said he 'felt at home' when he went to Kenya, you voted for someone whom the president of Kenya not asked, but EXPECTS more financial assistance not only to his country but the entire continent of Africa, you voted for a socialist moron who wants universal health-care, you voted for someone who is going to penalize small business and force them to shut down and therefore make people lose jobs, you voted for a complete idiot and someone is the polar opposite of all that this country was founded on.
Great job, America.
Saturday, November 1st 2008
Videos of my favorite idiot
Watch this video, from 1998. The BILL CLINTON administration started this garbage of "affirmative action lending", and Andrew Cuomo even admits he knows what will happen when you give people who don't deserve it a big loan...and you liberals did it anyway. And now, ten years later you want to sit back and blame George Bush for the problems your beloved, adultering, lying, cheating Bill Clinton started.
Notice how Obama admitted his help of this melt-down 4 minutes into the video. And Obama lied to all of us a few weeks ago saying he was never involved with ACORN. Theres your proof idiot, open your eyes.
How about this video showing how much of a hypocrite both Barack and his wife are
Here, he speaks of affordable health-care and yet his own not for profit hospital is making BILLIONS of profit.
This is what you're voting for? This is your hope? Go figure, you ignorant liberals are going to vote for a liar, what a surprise.
Here we have Obama saying he has always been against the war, and then saying he agrees with George Bush. Make up your mind.
Barrack Obama backtracking and changing his mind some more...
Monday, October 27th 2008
You are entitled to everything for free
I'm getting tired of seeing Barack Obama on tv. I'm getting tired of him talking about the "dire state of the economy" and offering not a single solution. He was saying at one of his latest hippie-infested rallies that everybody who makes under $250K a year will get a $1,000 tax credit. Here is the problem and I will back up my words with liberal cryptonite, FACTS. FIVE percent (the top fiver percent of wage earners) pay half of the countrys taxes and FORTY percent of Americans don't pay any taxes to begin with. So this whole notin that taxing the rich more will solve the economic problems of all of you people who are too lazy to make something of yourself is false. The other problem is, who do you think is going to be paying for these tax credits to the 40% who dont pay taxes in the first place? You and I, numb-nuts.
You hear Barack say that we need to spread the wealth around. Why doesn't that hypocrite give me a few million dollars then? Help me out, I'm a minority, Barack. Douch-bag. It's such a horrible economy that he can still afford to spend $900K on a thirty minute spot on tv two weeks ago. Reminds me of when John Edwards used to charge fifty thousand dollars per speech, and his speech was about poverty. Maybe he needed the money because he knew his wife would uncover his cheating, adultering ass sooner or later. I hear Barack talk and talk and never say anything. He speaks of the Americans "who can" and at the same time, its ASSHOLES LIKE YOU, BARACK who won't let us succeed without taxing us to death to "spread the wealth".
You want to know why this economy is going downhill? We had FIFTY TWO consecutive months of JOB GROWTH under the Bush administration and within months of the liberals taking control of Congress, here it comes tumbling down. Now you may argue that it was on it's way down, fine. It's people like you, Barack, and other LIMP WRISTED PUSSIES like you who believe in an America should be the nation of hand-outs that screwed it all up. A nation where an elitest controlled government decides how best to use the money that I earned by getting up and going to work everyday. A nation where you say everyone should be given the same opportunity at success, and at the same time we have garbage like "affirmative action". I thought race and skin color were irrelevant?
Brilliant idea, let's give EVERYBODY home loans, no social security number? No problem! No speaka Engleesh? That's OK! This is America, the land where people like me will work every day to make sure all you lazy shit bags get your monthly hand-outs. Barack speaks of equal opportunity, I AM a minority, I GREW UP in a less than ritzy area. And you know what? Just by virtue of being born in this country, THAT was my advantage. THAT was my opportunity. I am sick to the gut of everybody and their sense of entitlement. Go screw! "But I can't get a job in this economy!" Well thank all your moron liberals that you voted for. John Edwards was right, there ARE two Americas. One is MY America where people earn their keep, and the other is where Obama supporters BELONG, poverty level, never making anything of themselves and blaming everybody else instead of their own idiocy. Do you idiots who hate the rich realize that Barack Obama IS RICH? Or does that simply not compute in that half-baked brain of yours?
Do I sound bitter today? Good, I am. I am sick to my stomach of you people who simply do not get it. I am disgusted with all of you fools who are too stupid to realize what a monopolisitc government will do for this country. Barack preaches of smaller government but then lays out a $130 TRILLION dollar plan for government expansion. Just thinking about the woman who two weeks ago told me "PLEASE vote Obama, please" makes me cringe. I told her I didn't want to hear it, I am a right wing Reagan conservative, and you know what she tells me? "The conservatives and Republicans have never done anything for me. Since when the hell was someone supposed to do and accomplish everything for you?
FUCK YOU and everybody like you.
Saturday, October 25th 2008
Not a whole lot of news today. Went to the drags and laid the smackdown on more Mustangs. My favorite win was against a new Rousch 428R.
Friday, October 17th 2008
Racism '08
I saw a new poll out the other day (yes, a poll. A USELESS, biased item where it supposedly lets you get a hint of what people are thinking) that stated black people are more likely to vote for Obama than McCain. Yes, I'm sure it took a rocket scientist to be able to figure that one out. The funny thing about it is it reminded me of a co-worker I used to know. Last year when Barack Osam...err, Obama announced he would run for president this particular co-worker of mine told me "This is the one chance I have to vote a black man in, you bet your ass I'm going to take this opportunity".
Now that's fine and all, but I find it hilarious how so many people are going to vote for him with that being his only neccessary qualification. Racists idiots like his pastor of twenty-plus years, Jeremiah Wright are going to vote for him only because he's black, and they speak of such things as only Obama could possibly know what the black man needs in this country yadda yadda. There are so many flaws with such a primitave method of choosing. The first being the obvious...as stated in his own pile of toilet paper, I mean "BOOK", Barack talks about growing up with his WHITE mother and on his WHITE side of the family. And yet, I still run into morons who are going to vote for him because he's "keeping it real, dawg". I've had the same guy who was so eager to vote for Barack tell me that Condileeza Rice and Colin Powell were nothing more than "Uncle Tom house niggers".
Those comments coming from a black person. And yet, we on the right (and CORRECT) side of the aisle are constantly being bombarded with charges of being racist, all while you liberals conveniantly forget that Senator Robert Byrd was a former KKK Klansman. Now here is where the real confusion starts to set in. Not only did Obama grow up WHITE, he also helped Jeremiah Wright spread word about "African Values". So I ask a simple question, what exactly in the hell are 'African Values'? What's the point, the last time I checked, not only are we not in Africa, this country has sent more assistance to Africa than any other. Talk about biting the hand that feeds. LITERALLY.
So what kind of progress have African Values ever had? Darfur, genocide, over-population, disease, starvation? Is that why you want to vote for Obama? So we can have all of that here? Is that what Barack means by "change"? If he, and every other liberal in this country want change so bad, MOVE. Nobody is stopping you. Move to Africa if you want to rule with "African Values". Jeremiah Wright once said "The brothers are in prison" because they are black. "Consider the 'three strikes law. There is a higher jail sentencing for crack than for cocaine because more African Americans get crack than do cocaine."
Oh, I'm sorry Jeremiah. I guess crack is okay. Instead of trying to preach to "your people" that they shouldn't be doing crack because it unlawful, or bad for them, you should instead focus on how unfair they get treated for such activity. Are you fricken kidding me? And then he had this gem, "In the 21st century, white America got a wake-up call after 9/11/01. White America and the western world came to realize that people of color had not gone away, faded into the woodwork or just 'disappeared' as the Great White West kept on its merry way of ignoring black concerns."
What the hell does that even mean? Are you saying that blacks attacked us? What does being black have ANYTHING to do with 9-11? So because we got attacked, it made America realize we should give reperations and 24 inch chrome BLANG BLANG rims to you and other racist blacks like you? I seriously don't make the connection here. And as far as "ignoring" black concerns, the last time I checked, the United States was BY FAR the BIGGEST donor of money, food and medicine aid to Africa. What have you ever done, Jeremiah? Preach hatred for anything that isn't black, preach about how horrible this United States is, preach "GODAMN AMERICA!"? That sounds a lot more useful, idiot.
So if you're really ignorant enough to vote for Obama on the 4th because he represents "African Values", why not just do a write in vote for the lion above, instead? He's a hell of a lot more Arfican than Obama ever will be, and the lion wont hang out with domestic terrorists like Bill Ayers or lie to your face and raise your taxes.
Wednesday, October 15th 2008
Obama, as stupid as the people voting for him
You know a little trend that I've enjoyed being a part of for the past eight years? The one where every time President Bush mis-speaks, it automatically makes him the dumbest bastard on the planet. So I present to you, a modern time idiot running for president this election cycle, known as the MESSIAH and SAVIOR, Barack Obama!
In this video clip, he claims he has been to fifty seven states. I guess he's counting Mexico, Canada and France?
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"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
Wow, Barack Obama sees dead people. I wonder if they're the same dead people who signed up with Acorn and are going to be voting for him.
"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters.
Yes Barack, I am bitter because I believe in a God, I believe in the right to bear arms and I don't like worthless illegal immigrants coming to my country and taking all of my tax dollars to make sure they can have Escalades with 22 inch rims. Really, Barack? Are you that stupid or just that arrogant?
"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exhausted after a news conference
Eight questions and you're already crying? You're running for President, and you claim any conflict can be solved by talking. I guess it's like speed-dating with you? Negotiations in three minutes or less!
"You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate
So you pretty much admit she totally sucks but she'll do, right? I can't even agree with you on that much, she isn't likeable. At all.
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
Man, so many ways to go with this one. If George Bush had said this it would mean that he is a LIAR, had BAD MISLEADING INTELLIGENCE and is a complete IDIOT. But it's ok, Barack Obama said it.
Tuesday, October 14th 2008
The Environment and Evolution
Sunday I was at the Denver Zoo. Enormous place, tons of animals, a fantastic experience overall. While I was in the jungle area, I engaged in a short conversation with a nice lady who worked there. She informed me that 2008 is the year of the frog and there was an outstanding display of frogs, all colors, poisonous etc etc. Basically she went over how various species of frogs are becoming endangered and even extinct because of the changing environment, greatly in part because of man. Something as simple as walking in their territory after being in a foreign territory is sometimes enough to cause them to become ill and die off. So it got me thinking, 'wow, that's pretty crappy'.
So I start to think further and I ask her if it's simply a flaw in their immune system, or if they are just that delicate. She didn't really know, all we do know is that they must be captured and bred to bring the population numbers back up. So at this point I can't help but think, 'why'? I hate to say it as I love animals more than the human race but hey, lets be honest here. This is a species who is unable to adapt to it's changing world, it is unable to "evolve". Isn't evolution the reason liberals don't believe in a God and creation?
So now I arrive at the point that evolution is what enabled man to adapt and survive thru time. We have then gotten smarter and adapted and evolved to the point where we created the combustion engine found in cars, including my earth-destroying Camaro. I think of the ability to drive a perk of this so called EVOLUTION that liberals and hippies fight so feverently everyday to prove, and at the same time we have idiots like Al Gore telling me and you what we can and can't drive. How the hell does that work? I, as part of this human race have the ability to drive via EVOLUTION and yet other members of this same human race tell me not to. I want someone to explain that to me. And until someone does, I guess I will keep on contributing the the MASSIVE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER that I single-handedly helped create by driving big engined cars and trucks my entire life.
And since we are on the subject, you know what other problem I have with this whole pile of crap that we know as "man-made global warming"? Now stay with me here, this may blow your mind. Put the bong down, whatever you gotta do, and pay attention. Nobody will dispute that there was once an ice-age right? So think about it, there was an ICE-AGE, the Earth was covered in ICE, frozen lands EVERYWHERE. And yet, all of that ice is gone. And nobody disputes that before the ice-age was a normal time with a climate similar to the one we live in today. Now keep in mind, hippie, this ice-age existed and melted away long before the creation of the evil combustion engine. So explain to me, how in the hell can you possibly be so arrogant in thinking that we as the human race can possibly change the entire climate of the Earth in a mere matter of years when there was once an entire ICE-AGE that melted away before modern pollution even existed? What caused the Earth to warm up back then? Gee golly could it have been NATURAL? Wow, I just turned you all on to a revelation and you didn't even have to read the Bible. The only thing that rules more than that is Chuck Norris kicking a baby liberal in the face every time Earth-Day rolls around.
Monday, October 13th 2008
Lack of Updates
Me and the wife are back from vacation, I have found my dog. And don't worry, liberals still piss me off to no end. Updates to follow shortly about Obama hanging out with home-grown terrorists, Obama thinking it's a good idea to take some of my money that I worked for and give it to some worthless douche-bag who sits on his ass all day, as well as why Sarah Palin rules and every Democrat up for election this year sucks.
If you happen to be from Santa Fe reading this, chances are you're probably white wearing a poncho, living in a flat roof home with howling coyote decorations on the front of your house. Just stop. Seriously, if you want to look Mexican, do what they actually do and dress the way they do from the areas I'm from. Go out, get some orange snake-skin boots with a matching orange snake-skin belt and skin tight black jeans with a gold and purple silk shirt with a massive gold buckle. And don't forget the white taco-ed out cowboy hat. "City Different", god that place sucks. Err, ok there, enough of that random hate. Oooh I said "HATE"! How venomous and unfair, huh hippie?